Series 1, Episode 2
(9th Doctor, Rose)

Doctor: *Tossing a ball* "Right, then.  Rose Tyler, you tell me.  Where do you want to go?  Backwards or forwards in time?  It's your choice.  What's it going to be?"
Rose: *Decides randomly* "Forwards."
Doctor: "How far?"
Rose: "100 years."
Doctor: *Pulls various leavers and turns various knobs* "There you go.  Step outside those doors.  It's the 22nd century."
Rose: "You're kidding."
Doctor: "That's a bit boring.  Do you want to go further?"
Rose: *Smiling* "Fine by me."
Doctor: "10,000 years in the future.  Step outside, it's the year 12,005.  The new Roman Empire."
Rose: *Laughing a bit* "You think you're so impressive."
Doctor: *Indignantly* "I am so impressive!
Rose: "You wish!"
Doctor: "Right, then.  You asked for it.  I know exactly where to go." *Spins wheel to adjust time period and pumps Vortex Loop (looks like a bicycle pump) then rings bell as they land*
Rose: "Where are we?" *Doctor gestures grandly towards doors with his hand.  Rose grinning* "What's out there?" *Doctor refuses to say anything.  Rose grins and steps outside*

*Whilst introducing all the guests*
Cassandra: "But behold.  I bring gifts." *Attendant brings in ostrich egg* "From Earth itself, the last remaining ostrich egg.  Legend says it had a wingspan of 50 feet and blew fire from its nostrils." *Rose and Doctor looking on a little disbelievingly* "Or was that my third husband?" *Doctor laughing at Rose's expression* "Oh, no.  Don't laugh.  I'll get laughter lines." *Cassandra laughs.  Guests look on silently.  Attendants wheel in a jukebox* "And here, another rarity.  According to the archives, this was called an iPod." *Rose squinting at it, slightly confused* "It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers.  Play on!" *Attendant presses play and 'Tainted Love' by Soft Cell plays.  Doctor grins at Rose, starts dancing and does a head spin*

*Several attendants are pushing the Tardis*
Doctor: "Oi, now.  Careful with that.  Park it properly.  No scratches." *Attendant walks over and gives him a ticket saying 'Have a nice day'*

*Staring at Earth after having an argument*
Rose: "Can't exactly call for a taxi." *Turns on mobile and tries for a signal* "We're out of range.  Just a bit."
Doctor: "Tell you what.  With a little bit of jiggery-pokery..."
Rose: "Is that a technical term, jiggery-pokery?"
Doctor: "Yeah.  I came first in jiggery-pokery.  What about you?"
Rose: *Smiling* "Nah.  I failed hullaballoo." *Doctor fixes phone with Universal Roaming Device.  Rose calls her mum and talks to her.  After conversation she stares at the Earth, thinking.*
Doctor: "You think that's amazing, you want to see the bill."

*Walking with Jabe (a tree) through the maintenance duct*
Doctor: "So, what you're saying is, if we get in trouble, there's no one to help us out?"
Jabe: "I'm afraid not."
Doctor: "Fantastic!"
Jabe: *Confused* "I don't understand.  In what way is that fantastic?"

*Rushing to reprogram the sun filter*
Doctor: "Anyone in there?"
Rose: "Let me out!"
Doctor: *Slightly annoyed* "Oh, well, it would be you."
Rose: "Open the door!"

*Reprogramming the robots to expose Cassandra*
Cassandra: "I bet you were the school swot and never got kissed." *Doctor raises eyebrows* "At arms!" *Her moisturisers raise their sprays*
Doctor: *Faking terror* "What are you going to do?  Moisturise me?"
Cassandra: "With acid.  Oh, you're too late anyway."

*Guests panicking as the heat levels rise*
Doctor: "You lot.  Just chill!"