Series 1, Episode 1
(9th Doctor, Rose, Jackie [Rose's mother], Mickey Smith [Rose's boyfriend])

Doctor: "They're living plastic creatures.  They're controlled by a relay device on the roof, which would be a problem if I didn't have this.  So, I'm going to go upstairs and blow it up, and I might well die in the process, but don't worry about me - go home - go on - and have your beans on toast.  Don't tell anyone about this because if you do you'll get them killed." *Shuts door*
Rose: *Looking bewildered and turning to leave*
Doctor: *Opening door* "I'm the Doctor, by the way.  What's your name?"
Rose: "Rose."
Doctor: "Nice to meet you, Rose.  Run for your life!"

Doctor: *At Rose's house* "What are you doing here?"
Rose: "I live here."
Doctor: "What'd y'do that for?"
Rose: " 'Cause I do.  I'm only here 'cause someone blew up my job."
Doctor: *Turning on sonic screwdriver* "I must have the wrong signal.  You're not plastic, are you?" *Raps Rose's forehead* "No.  Bonehead.  Bye, then."
Rose: *Grabbing Doctor* "You.  Inside.  Right now."
Jackie: "Who is it?"
Rose: "It's about last night.  It's part of the enquiry. Give us ten minutes."
Jackie: *To Doctor* "She deserves compensation." *Doctor appears*
Doctor: *Sarcastically* "Oh, we're talking millions!" *Gazes around house*
Jackie: *Standing up and trying to flirt* "Um...I'm in my dressing gown."
Doctor: *Absently, quick glance at Jackie* "Yes, you are."
Jackie: "There's a strange man in my bedroom."
Doctor: *Noticing but not reacting* "Yes, there is."
Jackie: "Well, anything could happen."
Doctor: *Thinks for a second, trying to figure a way out* "No."

*Few seconds later*
Rose: *In the kitchen, making coffee for Doctor, not seeing or hearing what's going on behind her* "We should got to the police.  Seriously."
Doctor: *Flipping through magazine* "That won't last.  He's gay and she's an alien."
Rose: "I'm not blaming you.  Even if it was some sort of joke that just went wrong."
Doctor: *Rifles through book* "Hmm.  Sad ending."
Rose: "It said on the news they found a body."
Doctor: *Reads aloud from envelope* " 'Rose Tyler.' " *Looks into mirror* "Ah!  Could have been worse.  Look at the ears!"
Rose: "...He was a nice bloke..."
Doctor: *Singing* "Luck be a lady..." *Attempts to shuffle pack of cards which explode and scatter across the room*
Rose: "Anyway, if we do go to the police, I wanna know what I'm saying.  I want you to explain everything."
Doctor: *Looking at scattered cards* "Maybe not!" *Hears scuffling* "What's that, then?  Have you got a cat?"
Rose: *Frowning at change of topic* "No."
Doctor: *Looks behind couch.  Plastic arm flies up and attempts to throttle him*
Rose: "We did have, but now we just get strays. They come in off the estate." *Comes into living room, notices Doctor being strangled* "I told Mickey to chuck that out." *Doctor looking at her desperately, choking* "You're all the same.  Give a man a plastic hand...!  Anyway, I don't even know your name.  Doctor what was it?" *Plastic hand flies off Doctor and grabs Rose's face*

Rose: "You can't just go swanning off!"
Doctor: "Yes, I can.  This is me swanning off.  See you!"

Rose: "Who are you?"
Doctor: "Told you.  The Doctor."
Rose: "Yeah, but Doctor what?"
Doctor: "Just the Doctor."
Rose: *Disbelieving* "The Doctor?"
Doctor: *Waves* "Hello!"
Rose: *Tries not to laugh* "Is that supposed to sound impressive?"
Doctor: "Sort of."

Rose: "So what you're saying is that the entire world revolves around you."
Doctor: *Immodestly* "Sort of, yeah."
Rose: *Laughing* "You're full of it!"
Doctor: *Repeats, smiling* "Sort of, yeah!"

*Plastic Mickey and Rose sitting at a table in a restaurant*
Doctor: "Doesn't anybody want this champagne?"
Mickey: *Annoyed* "Look.  We didn't order it..." *Notices it is the Doctor* "Ah!  Gotcha!"
Doctor: *Shaking champagne and talking to Rose* "Don't mind me.  I'm just toasting the happy couple.  On the house!" *Opens bottle and cork flies into Mickey's forehead.  The cork is absorbed into Mickey and he promptly spits it out.  Rose and Doctor stare as the cork is spat out*

*Escaping from headless plastic Mickey*
Rose: "Open the gate!  Use that tube thing!"
Doctor: *A bit miffed, correcting Rose* " 'Sonic screwdriver.' "
Rose: "Use it!"
Doctor: *Calmly* "Nah!  Tell you what, let's go in here."
Rose: *Stares as Doctor unlocks the Tardis and steps inside* "You can't hide inside a wooden box!" *Banging on door continues.  Rose desperately tries to undo padlock on large gate* "He's gonna get us!  Doctor!" *Runs into Tardis and closes door.  Stares in shock at how big it is inside.  Runs back outside and stares.  Starts circling Tardis in confusion.  Runs back inside as the metal door starts to break* "He's gonna follow us!"
Doctor: *Calmly* "The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door.  Believe me, they've tried.  Now shut up a minute."

*After the Tardis has appeared next to a river*
Rose: *Still annoyed at the Doctor's absent-mindedness* "If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north?"
Doctor: *Indignantly* "Lots of planets have a north!"

*Few moments later, having shown Rose the antiplastic*
Doctor: "How can you hide something that big in a city this small."
Rose: "Hold on.  Hide what?"
Doctor: *Looking at her as if she is dim-witted* "The transmitter!  The Nestene Consciousness is controlling every single piece of plastic, so it needs a transmitter to boost the signal."
Rose: "What's it look like?"
Doctor: *Walks off and stands with his back to the London Eye (a ferris wheel)* "Like a transmitter.  Round and massive.  Somewhere slap-bang in the middle of London.  A huge metal circular structure.  Like a dish.  Like a wheel.  Close to where we're standing.  Must be completely invisible."
Rose: *Staring at London Eye*
Doctor: *Noticing* "What?"
Rose: *Inclines head towards the Wheel behind him*
Doctor: *Turns, not noticing the Wheel* "What?"
Rose: *Inclines head again*
Doctor: *Turns and still does not notice Wheel* "What is it?  What?"
Rose: *Slightly exasperated and staring at Wheel*
Doctor: *Turns again and finally notices* "Oh." *Grins* "Fantastic!"

*After Nestene Consciouness is destroyed*
Rose: *Jokingly, to Mickey:* "Fat lot of good you were!" *Mickey cowering whimpering and pointing to Tardis*
Doctor: *Standing in doorway* "Nestene Consiousness?" *Snaps fingers* "Easy!"
Rose: *Trying not to laugh, a little smugly* "You were useless in there!  You'd be dead if it wasn't for me."
Doctor: "Yes, I would.  Thank you." *Short silence* "Right, then.  I'll be off.  Unless, er...I don't know.  You could come with me.  This box isn't just a London hopper, you know.  Goes anywhere in the universe, free of charge."
Mickey: "Don't.  He's an alien.  He's a thing!"
Doctor: "He's not invited."